Identity Theft Is Not a Joke! Tee

Step into the afterlife—paperwork and all—with this haunted tee featuring everyone's favorite beet-farming assistant (to the) regional manager. Dressed to haunt in classic attire, our spooky Schrute lookalike channels ghostly glares and undead dedication inside a gothic mansion full of ghouls, fog, and floating filing cabinets.

A perfect mash-up of eerie elegance and sitcom sarcasm!

Every shirt is made to order and printed on a premium Comfort Colors tee—soft, durable, and built to keep their color and fit wash after wash. No fading, no shrinking—just your favorite design built to last for those long park days!